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Treat them wrong, you don't exist
Taurus, Gemini, Leo, Virgo, Scorpio, Aquarius, PiscesPosted on February 16, 2017 via ASTROLOGY OVERLOAD with 6,762 notes
Source: thezodiaccity.com
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Treat them wrong, you don't exist
Taurus, Gemini, Leo, Virgo, Scorpio, Aquarius, PiscesPosted on February 16, 2017 via ASTROLOGY OVERLOAD with 6,762 notes
Source: thezodiaccity.com
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The first guy who heard a parrot talk was probably not ok for several days.
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This is 500 million years of human evolution in a flipbook! (Source)
I can’t wait until we turn into lizards
(via sixpenceee)
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The best/worst part of dreaming is that first fifteen seconds after waking up, when you frantically worry “What am I going to do with all those giraffes and meth?” only to slowly realize it’s not an actual problem.
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“He becomes your willing slave.”
I do a lot of these.
So do other people.(via noobtheloser)
Posted on July 15, 2016 via with 35,376 notes
Source: webtoons.com
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when you touch soggy food in the sink

Posted on June 28, 2016 via howdy with 11,175 notes
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When you invite me over for sex and there are other people in the house.
I FUCKING HATE THIS WEBSITE!
WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY THIS IS
Time to delete my account.
(via howdy)
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I wonder how many awkward things people have said to me I’ve completely forgotten about but still makes someone cringe randomly when they are trying to sleep.